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Upon walking barefoot, you will get a splinter the size of a toaster oven.
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It is doubtful you will ever knock over the sidelines milk crates as they are filled with lead, unable to be knocked over by a bazooka gun.
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You will not win a prize on the big wheel, it has 3650 names, numbers, symbols
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At some point, one of concession handlers will offer to guess your boob size
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As they charge a fee to use the bathroom stalls, someone will shit on the floor
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It will cost you more to park your car for the afternoon that it will do to heat your home.
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When using metered parking you get about 10 seconds per quarter, so you better be vigilant or get a ticket
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People will rent out their lawn chairs, their driveways, the wheelchairs of their elderly relatives—anything for a buck.
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A person will exit one of the many bars, quite drunk, and dive into the kiddie boat ride and then pee into its sidelines.
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While playing dart toss, someone will inevitably miss the balloons and hit the owner of the dart toss, someone else on the puttputt golf course will strike another player in
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the temple with an orange ball, and the ferris wheel will get stuck and crying and screaming will fill the area
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It will cost you $42 to win a fuzzy stuffed animal that is probably foreign made and hazerdous to your health despite being worth only five bucks.
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You will step in a melting ice cream cone, lemonade, tanning oil, peeled skin, cotton candy or some monstrous combination of them all. Oh the fun! (and the smell too!)
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At the shaved ice counter, you will see brain freeze in all it s glory
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In the stores they will try to sell you a hermit crab, it’s cage, food,
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the crab is probably dead, possibly a leftover from the previous season
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The stores feature seashore items; mini lighthouses, boat wheels, petrified sea horses and starfish, all marked up about 600%
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They have a basketball toss, where the rim is adjusted so perfectly, pro players could not score, this stand has not given out a prize since 1978
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They have a haunted house, with real actors in make up, trying to thrill people but basically the place smells of pot and piss, the
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actors are always on break, and scared people sometimes freak out and kick the poor mummy or zombie
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